Laura Jayne Martin

3. The paper is thin and soft.

2. A second, smaller closet within the original, larger closet

6. You absolutely must give a damn about him.

19. DiGiorno pizza

When I am misgendered, I find it funny at best and inconsequential at worst. I don’t care. When it comes to most things, I don’t care what strangers think. Well, strangers I don’t want to date anyway.

8. Squish between two people in a really crowded subway car.

3. Family Ties – Nostalgia. What’s that? I can barely hear this song over the deafening longing for my childhood.

1. Move to the Northeastern U.S., where spring doesn’t exist.

6. Breakfast Surreal: Fill a clean, dry bowel with your favorite combination of oats, dried fruit and puffed corn. Add milk to taste.

Can you even?

“Are we good?” I asked as she turned to leave. What a stupid thing to say.

4. She might be a cowboy.