Laura Jayne Martin
10 Oscar Predictions
8. It will be long. There will be jokes about it being long.
10 Things To Do If Your Boss Is A Demon
If your boss is hiding under your bed a lot try working late at the office. Another option is to rent out your house to a group of unsuspecting teenagers.
How To Dress Well: 10 Different Takes On Androgyny
I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.
Valentimes: 25 Valentines Made From NYTimes Headlines
17. “Be Mine, Like the Ones Filled Of Gold That Have Displaced Thousands in the Darfur Region”
7 Things I Would Rap About If I Had Any Musical Talent
I’m tired of listening to overused sexual metaphors. I want the next person who raps about candy to actually be talking about candy.
7 Days Of My Life As Written On A "While You Were Out" Notepad
I searched, emailed people to call me, and finally Facebooked (it’s a verb in emergency situations) my sister who called my home phone. Deadbeat tip: people can call your home phone even when you can’t call out.
25 Lesser-Known Doritos Flavors
These chips are handcrafted just like your grandfather and his grandfather used to make them, back in the old country where men took the time to learn the art of cheese-dusting from the age of four.
The First Time And The Last Time
You sit down in a chair and tell me a gorgeous story filled with adventure and profanity. I lean forward. You lean forward. This was the first time I ever saw you.
7 of Your “Yahoo Answers” Questions Answered
Are you trying to log in to an ottoman? Those can be tricky.
10 Questions For Girls About ‘Girls’
Don’t beat yourself up for not having read a single item about GIRLS until this one.
10 Step Survival Guide To Flagship Tween Stores
You will immediately be attacked in the ears by powerful sonic violence called an “in store experience.” That is when you remove your windbreaker. Next wrap it around your upper face so it muffles your hearing like a protective headband. Improvisation is the key to survival.
I Could Never: My Solange Knowles Concert Experience
I’ve never been to a concert alone, until tonight.