Laura Jayne Martin

25 Lesser-Known Doritos Flavors

These chips are handcrafted just like your grandfather and his grandfather used to make them, back in the old country where men took the time to learn the art of cheese-dusting from the age of four.

The First Time And The Last Time

You sit down in a chair and tell me a gorgeous story filled with adventure and profanity. I lean forward. You lean forward. This was the first time I ever saw you.

10 Step Survival Guide To Flagship Tween Stores

You will immediately be attacked in the ears by powerful sonic violence called an “in store experience.” That is when you remove your windbreaker. Next wrap it around your upper face so it muffles your hearing like a protective headband. Improvisation is the key to survival.