Laura Jayne Martin

Everything Will Be OK

My doctor’s office has gone electronic. They have put all of their medical files into a computer software system. Now all of my colds are zeros and ones.

30 Amazing New Ideas For Podcasts

5. We Need to Talk…About We Need to Talk About Kevin: A podcast where my guests each week are a couple that finally breaks up by arguing about the movie We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Nobody Owes You Anything

A very smart person once asked me, “Why is the sentence ‘I don’t deserve this,’ simultaneously the most selfish and selfless thing someone can say?”

How I Murdered My First Vibrator

I might as well have laminated tiny fake passports and come up with different phony occupations because my vibrator was basically in the witness protection program.