Laura Jayne Martin
Murder All the Lies You Tell Yourself
“I think we both have been expecting this. I think this has been a long time coming…” you will tell your lies as you rise from the chair.
I’m Dating Gchat And Things Are Going GREAT
I feel like I can tell Gchat anything. She always remembers everything I say.
I’m Going Down
We SHOULD get it crunk upon, have fun upon, up in this dancery.
How To Prove You Love Her
You can stand in the rain for an hour. You can keep standing in the rain. You can stand in the rain until you become the rain.
40-Item Summertime Preparation Checklist
10. Backup Jorts.
Women Still Aren’t Funny So Don’t Laugh At Tig Notaro
So everyone knows that women aren’t funny. I’m going to choose not to support this statement with any evidence.
I Miss Her Already
In the end, every relationship is really just a bunch of lines of dialogue.
My Totally Real Podcast That is Real: Episode 2 Brian Donovan
Laura Jayne Martin: Are you trying to set me up with your mom?
I Think It Would Be Nice To Kiss You
Desire is a funny thing. Desire is a second drink. Desire is a salted rim. Desire is fluid.
Bacon Is The Only Thing That Matters
Did you know that if you put Bacon on a dead body it will come back to life?
My Totally Real Podcast That Is Real: Episode 1 Oliver Miller And Brad Pike
What is the name of the last cat you touched?
“Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man?” The Written Exam
2.) How much can you deadlift?