20 Everyday Activities And Objects Translated For People Who Don’t Read Upworthy

1. A SERVING OF EGGS THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL YOU’LL EAT ALL DAY = Breakfast

2. IMAGINE A YELLOWISH ORANGE SPHERE. NOW IMAGINE IT IS EDIBLE. = A grapefruit

3. TWO PEOPLE HEAR THE EXACT SAME THING. AND THEN THEY HAVE VERY DIFFERENT REACTIONS. = All Cable Television News

4. THIS HUGELY POPULAR WORLDWIDE MOVEMENT WILL DEFINITELY GIVE YOU CHILLS = The wind

5. THIS VIDEO BOTH ENLIGHTENED AND CONFUSED ME. AND THAT’S WHY I LOVE IT. = Literally anything from Beyoncé’s Visual Album, “Beyoncé”

6. THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING YOU CAN DO WITH A SANDWICH, BESIDES BRIBING YOUR BOYFRIEND TO PROPOSE. = Lunch

7. LITERALLY THE GREATEST WAY TO GET YOUR MESSAGE INSIDE THE HEAD OF SOMEONE WHO MATTERS. = Their nostril

8. THE EXTREMELY HARD REALITY OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SKILL WITH JUST A FEW MATERIALS = A wooden chair

9. ONE MINUTE YOU’RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU’RE JUST LYING THERE, UNABLE TO MOVE OR SPEAK. = A nap

10. WHY ONE GUY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT OUR COUNTRY’S OBSESSION WITH BUYING THINGS = He’s a mannequin.

11. HERE IS HOW ONE ARTIST CAPTURES THE EXQUISITE INTERPLAY OF MIXED MEDIA IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY= Any Subway sandwich

12. THIS GUY WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB WHEN SUDDENLY HE BECAME A HERO OF A DIFFERENT KIND. = An antelope who got eaten by a lion

13. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WON’T STOP DOING THIS TO THEMSELVES MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY. =  Flossing

14. YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT A TON OF HAPPY, FULFILLED PEOPLE ARE CALLING THEIR BEST FREE THERAPY. = Sex. It’s sex, you idiot. Why didn’t you guess that? Are you the worst fucking guesser in the world?

15. A 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN MADE SOMETHING INCREDIBLE THAT WILL TOTALLY CHANGE HER LIFE FOR THE BETTER. AND SO CAN YOU. = Spaghetti

16.  THIS EXTREMELY TINY THING WILL COMPLETELY MOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU’D NEVER EXPECT = A broken elevator

17. THE SURPRISING, YET TOTALLY VALID, REASON THIS WOMAN SAYS, ‘NOW I THINK BEFORE I REACT.’ = Most of the scenes in the Season 3 finale of Homeland

18.  THE HORRIFYING CRISIS THAT IS BARELY BEING TALKED ABOUT BY ANYONE IN THE MEDIA. = People who pronounce the word supposedly as “supposably.”

19.  THIS ONE ACTIVITY IS SO ADDICTIVE, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CANNOT STOP DOING IT THOUSANDS OF TIMES A DAY. = Blinking

20. A DRASTICALLY AWESOME WAY TO ESCAPE WHAT’S ALL AROUND US. = Sleep