Laura Jayne Martin

10. spaghetti

Did you check the “best-by” date on the package your blood came in? And, if so, is it before today?

I’ve been thinking a lot about calling someone in, to get rid of the ghost. Then again, like I said, this ghost is not entirely mine to bust. In a small way, they’re just here, too. It’s like that punchline to that old Myron Cohen joke, “Everybody’s got to be someplace.”

57. Cook their favorite meal. Then eat it.

Well, really, it’s already too late. I’m trying to warn you that summer is coming.

You’ve probably been wondering how to do this properly this for a while.

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You will brush your teeth with milk by mistake… at first.

4. This is a new dressing called “Sex Life of Average American Married Couple.”

Why am I here? Will this be a good thing or a difficult thing? Will life, in the end?

11. Speculum Kennedy – Hockey

I like the way you see things.

This neighborhood is all dark corners.

Are you laughing yet?

A heart that aches is a heart that beats.

I just want you to be aware of this information in the abstract.

11. Crumpled up Wise Potato Chip bags

3. Broat – A boat full of bros, possibly beer-filled, and/or a bar on a boat wherein bros carouse and jag.

There is something really terrible about not being in control. It’s the reason people fear flying or love.