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5 Reasons Why It Would Be Awesome To Have A Boyfriend Right Now
There’s something to be said for monogamy, for getting to know one body so well that you have it down to a science. With a single touch, you can send someone barreling towards ecstasy.
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Things You Realize About Your Family When You’re In Your 20s
I love my family with all my heart. That being said, I don’t think I would ever hang out with them if we didn’t come from the same gene pool.
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25 Little-Known Facts About Thanksgiving
23. Although we think about Thanksgiving being an American holiday, our Canadian neighbors to the north also celebrate it, just on the second Monday in October.
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7 Dating Lessons I’m Still Working On Learning
I’m not going to lie to you: A lot of things are your fault.
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If I’m A Sarcastic Jerk, It Means I Really Love You
I only call you names because I know you are in fact the opposite of these things, and therefore can withstand the absurd harshness of their use with complete indifference.
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33 Ways To Be Pretentious
30. Carry a bag from a designer store as your everyday tote. I know your lunch is not from Yves Saint Laurent because those people don’t eat, so I don’t know why you just pulled a salad up out of that bitch.
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7 Reasons Why Twilight Is Pretty Much The Worst Thing Ever
The creepy right-wing vibes notwithstanding, the actual plot of Twilight is downright bizarre. If aliens came down to Earth and found out we were obsessed with this franchise, they’d be like, “JK, we’re leaving. You guys are freaks.”
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25-ish Signs That You’re Really Lazy
19. You hope that karma is a real thing because you don’t have the energy to get revenge on wrongdoers.
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The Types Of People You Can’t Love
You’re getting a vision again. Darn it! You know how the kid in The Sixth Sense could see dead people? Well, you have that too, except instead of dead people, you can see dead relationships.
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25 Signs You’re A Hot Mess
3. There are a number of photos of you on the Internet doing “sexy” poses in skimpy outfits that are perhaps two to three sizes too small. In the photos you pose on top cars, in kitchens, bathrooms, door frames, etc.
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21 Things To Look For In A Best Friend
Can sit in silence with you for hours at a time without feeling any pressure to talk. Ah, what a gift!
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The Most Insane Messages I’ve Ever Received On OkCupid
“I know you don’t know me but I’m kind of a big deal;)”
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The Pros And Cons Of Eating McDonald’s
A decent chance that you will get scalding hot fries, the most punishingly beautiful sensation the body can experience.
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16 Essential Things When You’re Becoming An Adult
Make your place of residence look like a home, not a lair. Milk crates and a tattered poster of a bikini-clad Playboy model do not a home make. Get thee to Ikea.
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20 Things To Do On Your Saturday Night In
Binge Youtube-ing. You know those lengthy video-browsing sessions you have when you’re supposed to be working? Well you’re not on the clock right now, watch whatever the hell you want for as long as you want.
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45 Celebrity Hook Ups You Might Not Know Ever Happened
Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock: They started dating around the time of filming 2002’s Murder By Numbers. Bullock’s friend Hugh Grant often referred to Bullock’s boyfriend as “The Child,” because he was 16 years younger than Sandra.
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21 Things To Look For In A Boyfriend
11. He has a healthy relationship with going out, drinking, and socializing. He is neither completely dependent or absolutely uncomfortable with either of those things.
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Open Relationships Aren’t For Everyone
For a few months, we made the whole thing work. We set up times to call each other, I visited her, she visited me, it was fine.
