Latest From
Thought Catalog
-
15 Guaranteed Things That Will Happen To You In Your 20s
The Internet will hurt your feelings. You will find out information you wish you never knew and maybe you’ll go so far as to even cry! Imagine that: a machine you spent over a grand on is making you weep.
-
When You’re The One Who Loves Less
The conversation always goes like this. They’ll advise you to break up with them. “If it’s that bad, get out!” But the thing is: it’s not bad.
-
10 People You Went To Graduate School With
The overachiever is always the first person in the seminar to use words like “hermeneutics.” They come to class with detailed notes, typed, of course, so as to more easily access their flashes of brilliance.
-
16 Signs You Are Black
A person tells you that New Haven isn’t that safe, but YOU will be A-OK because you’re black. Want to tell them that they will be OK at Bergdorf’s because they are white.
-
When You Are The One Who Loves More
When you go out together, you can feel it. There will always be limits to how beautiful or confident you can feel while in public with them because there is an inescapable overtone of being a loyal dog who doesn’t even need a leash to follow at the heel of its beloved-yet-distant master
-
9 Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Are Definitely About Going Down On Women
A tour through the DMB catalogue reveals not only lines dripping in sexual innuendo, but a peculiar fascination with and celebration of cunnilingus.
-
25 Things I’m Afraid Of
I’m afraid of oncoming trains and that feeling right before a train approaches and the wind is blowing all around you, when you have no choice but to submit to the surge.
-
You Need To Go After The Things You Want
We need to move away from this constant need of coming across as calm, cool and collected. WE WEREN’T BUILT TO BE CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED. If we were, it wouldn’t feel so exhausting all the time. It would, you know, come naturally to us.
-
-
-
11 Disney Channel Movies That’ll Make You Miss The Early 2000s
Before watching, lower expectations on artistic value for the most part, because these movies were made quickly and cheaply, with the intent of entertaining children.
-
Here’s Your Collection Of The Worst Product Reviews Of All Time
“Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears.”
-
8 Ways To Say I Love You
Write her a letter in which the amount of circumnavigating and angst could rival Mr. Darcy’s.
-
19 Signs That You’re The “Poor Friend”
You’ll go anywhere if there’s free food or drinks being offered. Unlike your other friends, you have no standards.
-
6 Embarrassing Moments When You’re Single
I decided to scoot up a little closer to him, so I could casually strike up a conversation in which I help him locate the science-fiction section. However, the moment I moved my butt, a giant, unexpected fart came out.
-
12 Things I’ve Learned by Avoiding Relationships
While it can occasionally suck to not have someone hanging off your arm at parties or warming your bed on chilly Sunday mornings, I have gained some valuable lessons from my perpetual singlehood and ongoing quest to find someone who will actually date me.
-
-
What Happens When You’re 26
Since there’s no definite benchmark to look forward to, 26 often just easily walks in one night while you’re out with friends at your usual bar, half celebrating, half just having a normal night. You’re 26. No big deal. Thanks for buying me a drink. No, I’m gonna go home early.
