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Thought Catalog
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Top 5 Most Condescending Things You Can Say To Someone
“It’s gonna be okay.” Oh, is it? Is it, future wizard? Of course you can say it’s okay, you’re not the one sobbing in a bar singing “Drops of Jupiter” at karaoke night, are you?
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Love Is When…
I won’t cuddle you when you come and sit on the edge of the bed, even though all I really want to do is crawl inside you and wear your skin as a coat and your guts as a scarf, because love is gross and creepy like that.
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How To Be Happy Being Single In Your 20s
If you are single, learn to see it as a blessing because it is for many reasons, but especially because if a relationship is what you want, you’ve done the hard work of making yourself happy already.
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19 Things That Will Always Make You Feel Fat
Overhearing incredibly thin girls talk about how fat they feel, even though you are clearly twice their size and within earshot.
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9 Extremely Unattractive Dating Behaviors
When you’re on a date, just pretend you’re the only two people in the world. It’s more romantic that way.
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How To Be A Sister
It means defending someone, even as you slap them upside the head for being an idiot.
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An Orgasm A Day: For A Better Tomorrow
The real question is: Why are we all so sexually uncomfortable — why do we act like adolescents who want sex but are equally afraid of it?
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Want To Look Forward To Opening Your Inbox From Now On? Here’s How.
A fun and funny email spotlighting the latest crazy obstacle courses, local beers and bar games, workouts that don’t feel like work and the sweetest new gear we all crave.
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How To Fall In Love With The Wrong Person
Be humiliated by them. Be out one night and get asked by a mutual acquaintance how long you have been together, only to be pre-empted by your lover saying, “Oh, we’re not.”
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Is A Relationship Supposed To Be Hard Work?
We were always at each other’s throats, able to magically tear each other apart and push each other’s buttons epically.
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If You Love Someone, Never Touch Them
You will evoke no negative, complicated feelings in them. They will never need to “get away” from you. You will never frustrate them or stress them out.
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3 Reasons Why Being In A Relationship In Your 20s Is Hard
I know this sounds ridiculous, but like I’m 26 and whenever I meet someone who’s 22 or 23—even if I love them—I’m just like, “Go back into the oven because you aren’t done yet.”
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Tea People Vs Coffee People
Few things are more overrated for you than having an active social life. You see all the people who are constantly going out to these parties and bars and Roman orgies and you’re like “Really? Haven’t they heard of Dr. Who?”
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8 Essential Qualities For A Best Friend
If you’re not making a lot of money, if you have a terrible breakup, if you get kicked out of your apartment for unforeseen circumstances — they still treat you like a good person, deserving of respect.
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Procrastination Is Not Laziness
I want to write down what I’m going to do the next day, and actually do it.
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How To Sleep In A Stranger’s Bed
I wanted to be someone else. “I have no idea what I am doing with my life any more,” I thought, under the weight of a stranger.
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Here’s A Personal Bluetooth Boombox That’ll Fit In Your Pocket
his beautifully designed speaker, while small enough to fit in your pocket, carries enough sonic strength to blast your favorite album loudly at a party with all your friends.