But mostly, I’m content. I’m just…feeling really OK with myself, and if that’s what getting older is all about, then bring it on.

At the time of his death in 1940, Fitzgerald claimed to have made just $4,000 off the novel.

Who approved of Fergie?

It’s magical. You are radiating your usual stink lines of reservation and judgment, when all of a sudden someone even passingly mention something that sounds like a food, and you transformed into a beauty pageant contestant.

10. Being young enough to still experience things for the first time.

Happy people know suffering more than anyone else.

Unfortunately, while our culture claims to not like bullies, our consumer practices show otherwise.

9. Running to greet someone you love at the train station.

2.) How much can you deadlift?

You’re only reading this post because you left your current book at home, or you’re in between books and haven’t yet decided what to dive into next.

The Morning Commute Hottie is a quiet one, categorized only by his choice of newspaper for his daily read. Is he more of a Wall Street Journal bro, or a Village Voice stud? (Just kidding, no one with a job reads The Village Voice.)

People have cellulite, they have stretch marks, they have birthmarks, they have rolls and bumps and dimples and wrinkles. And those are all perfect bodies, because they do their job and work for us and let us cuddle with each other when we need to be held.