I don’t even mind if my head smells like a dead raccoon by day six, I want to look perpetually Adele-chic and not have to sacrifice four hours of my day’s time with a comb and a flat iron to do so.

[Sand dunes] bear a resemblance to the force that created them, wind. It is as if each grain of sand were a bit inside the memory of a natural computer.

“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

2) Describing yourself as “straight-acting.” What does that even mean?

We have all gone for that teased look to get some of that fantastic volume that everyone loves so much, only to realize it turns your entire head into a bird’s nest of knots and pain and struggle for the next several days.

4. Self-deprecating humor.