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Thought Catalog
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I’m Not In Love With You Anymore
I don’t not-love you in a way that deserves a song. I just don’t. It is the most anti-climatic thing in the world, falling out of love.
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How To Shop At Target In 20 Simple Steps
Come across something that you don’t need, need — but you’re convinced that you could really use (e.g. new bath towels, a Frappuccino maker, etc.). Place all of them in…
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I Have Herpes And It’s Not The End Of The World
The “accepted” reason that herpes is not part of a standard screening is that unless you have an outbreak, herpes is generally harmless and it doesn’t affect your quality of…
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I Am Tired Of Competing With Other Women
I know, if I am being honest with myself, that my harshest judgments and strictest standards are almost always reserved for other women, by reflex that I often cannot realize…
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A Playlist Of Songs To Freak Out To
Andrew WK makes freak out songs. (He pretty much built his career off of them.) So does Japandroids. So does Titus Andronicus.
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34 Ways To Get Over Someone
Don’t worry about ‘winning’ the breakup. You’re not going to become the first ballerina president astronaut unicorn by the next time they look at your Facebook, so don’t waste time…
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12 Reasons You Should Never Meet Your Hero
It may be hard to believe, but “I’m your biggest fan,” is about the least impressive thing you can say to someone who hears it almost constantly — in fact,…
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5 Awesome Books For People Who Hate To Read Books
The kind of books I like to read are the ones that snap, crackle, and pop off the page. They’re exciting, they’re funny, and they usually involve heroin addiction. I…
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A Guide To Dating Someone Who Hates Themselves
Never take their mother’s side. Never.
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16 Tips For Being Cool At Parties
If it’s BYOB, bring your own beer. If it’s a toga party, wear a toga. If it’s a search party, bring a flash light and tempered expectations.
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Stop Telling That Pathetically In-Love Dude To “Just Get Over It”
Boy meets Girl. Boy likes Girl. Girl sort of likes Boy, but conceals that she’s not quite as interested because, who knows? She might be more into it one day,…
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and i miss you
i cannot keep my room clean, can’t keep my headphones from tangling and my music from blasting and the pen from bleeding through the page, and the stairs from leading…
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21 Questions I Have For People In Long-Term Relationships
Is it possible to be 100 percent honest all the time and not hurt the other person’s feelings?
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15 Facebook Status Updates That Make Me Lose Faith In Humanity
“Sweet potato fries at Burger King they’re not that great!! Love sweet potato fries what a big disappointment!!!! Guess that’s what you get with food….”
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11 Things You Should Know About Living In Boston
They’ll literally be in the middle of talking about puppies or rainbows and then they’ll turn, vitriol spewing from their gnarled mouths, yell “Yankees suck!” with a vengeance and then…
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What Love Shouldn’t Feel Like
Love shouldn’t make someone feel like a bother. We shouldn’t be able to empathize with a pesky gnat at a picnic, being shooed away.
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32 Things You Should Stop Caring About
What the people you don’t like post on their Facebook status (why are you even still friends with them?).
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Things People Say After A Break Up
“I’m already over it.” Like “I’m an adult,” that’s one of those statements that saying out loud makes not true.
