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The Different Types Of Love There Are
There are people whose love pours out in complicated, profound words. They could fill books on the way their partner looks when they just wake up, or how much they love spending time with their best friend.
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I’m Ready To Talk About ‘The Carrie Diaries’
While the camp and cheese that was a Sex and the City (and Carrie) staple worked in the late 90s and early 2000s, it feels a little too optimistic and corny in 2013.
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28 Things That Are Better Than Sex
When you’re exhausted and just want to crash and not deal with anyone and you’ve got a big, fluffy, comfortable bed with fresh sheets and blankets all to yourself.
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The Way You Should Love Someone
Love someone when they’re drunk and it looks like their face is melting and they’re stuffing food in their mouth, sauce dripping down the sides. Your body will recoil because you’ll think for a split second that you fell in love with an animal instead of an actual human being.
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Jobless 20-Something? Here’s What You Need To Do
Millions of people want to be in the NBA. But only 500 or so people each year have what it takes to be in the NBA. And you know what? Half those players are on the bench all the time. This is how everything works and odds are that you aren’t talented enough to make…
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Will You Still Love Me On Sunday?
Will you still be interested in all of the things I have to say, all of the coincidences we took as divine intervention last night when we were only so happy to tell each other how we feel?
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11 Ways To Act When You Run Into Your Ex
2. Like They’re Dead People And You’ve Only Got 5 Of The Senses.
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How To Get Drunk Without Becoming A Hot Mess
Drinking is best done slowlllllyyyyyyy. Think of it as like a car and you’re the one behind the steering wheel. Now you have two choices: you can either drive yourself to victory in a puttering Pinto or break the speed limit in a Jaguar and reach a James Dean-style fate.
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Here It Is, The Most Awkward Video Of All Time
Here’s someone surprising his girlfriend with an improvised, egregiously off-key song expressing his deep and pure love for her.
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Watch These Two Beautiful Starlets Sing About Anal Sex Under The Eyes Of Jesus
A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.
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20 Ways To Get Out Of Your Comfort Zone
10. Go to a restaurant you’ve never actually been to and order something unique off of the menu. No cheeseburgers or salads, nothing you’ve had several times – and preferably something you struggle to pronounce.
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How To Be Irreplaceable
Irreplaceable doesn’t quite mean necessary, but when someone finds you irreplaceable, that means you and you alone, offer them something that NOBODY else amongst the billions of other people in this planet can.
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You Want Someone Who Will Be With You When You’re Sick
Even if they said they wanted to be beside me, I’d start to feel guilty and probably suspect they’re only there out of obligation — or not wanting to look like the dirtbag who dumps the sick girl.
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Are You Worth Dating?
To say “I won’t date someone unless they are smart, kind, career-oriented, capable of compromise, and healthy” is far easier than to say “I won’t date someone until I am all of these things and more.”
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15 Things You Can Do To Be Your Best Self Today
Do something nice for someone else — the kind of favor you might not see returned.
