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You Can’t Please All The People All The Time, Unless You’re Tina Fey
Parents like her. Kids like her. Hipsters, weirdos, Democrats, Republicans, even my cat can’t stop talking about Date Night, and I thought it was pretty mediocre.
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19 Signs You Should Break Up With Them
It has been so long since you last had sex that neither of you are really willing to bring up the subject because you both know the discussion is going…
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Andrea And Michonne: The Only Female Friendship On TV You Need To Care About Right Now
Not all female friendships are founded on malicious competitiveness, jealousy and resentment. Some of us actually really care about each other.
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How To Be A B*tch
When a guy hits on you at a bar, tell him directly but not unkindly, that you’re not interested.
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An Open Letter To Guys Who Are Going Bald
If you are going bald, and are past the point of creating a reasonable facsimile of hair with a few good products and swishes of the comb, you just have…
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24 Signs You’re A Hopeless Romantic
When you were a little kid, all of your dolls/stuffed animals were in long-term, committed relationships with one another. Two of your teddy bears would be soon nearing their silver…
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25 Reasons Kristen Bell Is The World’s Most Adorable Human
3. Her dogs are named Lola, Sadie and Mr. Shakes.
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How To Have Sex Without Developing Any Feelings Whatsoever
Under no circumstances should you let them spoon you. When it comes to feelings spooning is basically asking for it.
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This Is How You Win Your 20s
If you want to win your 20s, you must never fool yourself into believing that the world owes you something. You must decide what you want and hustle for it.
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What Happens When You Make Yourself Vulnerable
When you’re vulnerable, your heart is wide open, you put your trust in somebody in the form of giving them the most precious thing you have – your heart.
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Boys, Please Shave Your Body Hair!
I obviously appreciate a good head of hair, eyelashes and eyebrows. I
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How You Know Someone Cares
Someone who cares will listen. Now, there are times when they won’t listen well. We all do that sometimes: we’re distracted, or so excited we talk over each other. But…
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Jon Hamm Needs To Stop Dressing Like a Total Slut
Wearing a clingy, form-fitting pair of slacks gives the impression that a man is DTBP (Down To Be Photographed). If Jon Hamm didn’t want this type of attention, he shouldn’t…
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The 25 Greatest Quotes About Love
“Love is a friendship set to music.” – Joseph Campbell
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We Can’t Get Lost Anymore
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dip in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and and adventures…
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I Haven’t Had Sex In Forever
Take Rivers Cuomo. He took a vow of celibacy and then he swears his music and his voice improved. So maybe I have secret talents and superpowers that will burst…
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24 Painful Things You Must Do To Grow Up
Realizing that some people are making the transition from “crazy kid who parties a little too much” to “person who has a serious problem with drinking/drug use,” and that there…
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10 Reasons Why You Have To Quit Your Job This Year
You can’t make money without selling something real. You can’t make something real without first imagination manifesting itself in your head. You can’t have imagination without surrendering yourself to an…
