I did not acknowledge or believe anything I am about to write until I saw it myself, after the doctors had pronounced me dead.

You know that a mumbler or inaudibly soft-spoken person is ~almost~ worse than a rude person.

To put others down in an attempt to gain attention, validation, or happiness shows how jealous you are of what they have.

In every group of friends, there’s the “Karen” of the group, aka. the friend no one likes. If you can’t figure out who the Karen is in your friend circle,…

Every day we have a driver who shits in the parking lot.

Just remember, these can happen to you.

1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”

Racism. Particularly against white people.

The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from…

I’ll leave it up to you to decide for yourself.

I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

If you’re a “Mean Girls” fan, celebrate “Mean Girls Day” with this list of other movies you’ll adore.