Well I mean first of all, it’s never a good idea to approach a hot black girl with an opening line about how much you love chocolate!

You break out the shorts when it hits 40 degrees in April.

Talk to random people in social settings. This will make you a more well- rounded person, and chances are good you’ll make a new friend, too.

Do not assign moral value to food items, on your own plate or anyone else’s. A mozzarella stick is a mozzarella stick, and nothing more.

They don’t have giant egos. There are certain people in the world that will always view you a youngest child as a baby or as their kid sister/brother. You can…

Cassandra makes vegan pasta with Zucchini noodles. :(

Success begins on the inside right under your skin – forget about the outfit you wear but instead focus on the attitude you project. Our world is cruel and only…

My father was a 911-call taker. The worst calls he got were suicide calls where pretty much all he heard was someone immediately saying “hello, my name is John doe…

The fact that you have to be some sort of wizard to put the string back into a hoodie once it comes out.

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”

One year, one of my friends received a phone call from two other students; these girls thought it would a good idea to make a list of everything they disliked…