24. Girls who don’t like it when their man spends too much time with his friends.

We both don’t want to stay in a relationship banked on some fictitious act. I don’t want to fall in love with the actor of you. I want the real…

3. Be White.

I really cannot deal with another “insider’s guide to Atlanta” that tells you to go to the Varsity. Sit down, amateurs. Whoever wrote that sh*t probably lives in Cobb County.…

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

You have an affinity for blue fun tack, laminating things and Mr. Sketch markers.

DELTA IS NOT GIVING YOU A FREE FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU POST A PICTURE. THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS.

Romantic relationships are always drama filled, your BFF is more fun and less work than a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been.

He told us he was gay. We believed it was immoral, but he defied us. He was kicked out 3 years ago.

“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore?”

1. Mental illness as “crazy.”

Is there any being more amazing than he?

6. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

In loving memory of Oreo O’s, creator of incredibly delectable post-cereal milk. Discontinued but not forgotten.