1. Have sex, don’t have sex, your virginity doesn’t define you.

“Don’t worry, I like curvy girls.”

3. Your friends’ siblings, who were tiny people when you used to go over to their place in high school, are now fully blossoming into adults and frankly it’s kind…

The caller sounds disturbed out of his mind, claiming to have just been dismissed from his job at Area 51 and is now seemingly on the run for his life.

It’s an anxious period in a 20-somethings life where you’re directionless and spiritually you don’t know your head from your butt. One moment you’re breaking necks and cashing checks, the…

This means you are an adult. This also means you don’t have the eyesore of an overflowing laundry basket in the corner of your room.

Louie’s best known for his standup and critically acclaimed television show, but arguably the best merger of his philosophical talents happens in the late-night guest chair.

Decide the girl who told you she got those really cute shorts here was either lying to you, or is a witch and can just summon the clutch pieces to…

2. Intricate Knowledge of 7-11s.

Royals = high school student partying sans student loan payments.

Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Get out the popcorn for this one.

“I was just thinking, maybe you were doin’ all that prayin’ and I’m the answer to your prayers.”

You’ve jumped on more hay bales than trampolines