As long as you have these things, you can officially let go of any concern about the appearance of other, less important parts of your body.

7 years. So, so many differences.

Guys are in the bathroom so long because we start reading useless stuff on our phones and lose track of time. One time I realized I had been reading about old school wrestling so long my feet were asleep and it was getting dark outside.

Owning a Bebe bandage dress, and spending the whole night alternating between “feeling sexy” and “pulling it down your thighs because it keeps riding up.”

A woman decides to “prank” guys by bending over in her precariously short dress.

We all think of boy bands as cute little guys singing innocent songs about young love and backstreets being back, but this will change how you look at their song titles forever.

What do you mean, the rest of the world doesn’t consider flip-flops to be acceptable footwear?

With supply comes demand. And with that comes upkeep.

Finding a family is a lot like online dating, and you can set your own terms before you decide on one.

Naming the cats you plan to purchase in the future.

How could you think Miley Cyrus isn’t a feminist?

There are probably a handful of books out there that have changed the way you see everything — fiction and non-fiction.

Watch guys freak out (and get really angry) when they find out the hot ass they’re checking out belongs to a dude. So funny.

When I’m at the near-end of a long-ass retail shift, only a swipe of really bright red lipstick will cure me. It lights up my whole face; my eyes look bluer, my hair shinier.