As I was growing up, I realized many people are not aware of our culture and traditions, that I always enjoyed educating others as to why I do things a certain way.

Time to upgrade your whole life, starting by demanding a separate bedroom if you’re going to spend the night. You deserve it.

When something in your life isn’t working, you change it.

Or all those times when I walked through Jamaica, Queens, Wyandanch, Long Island, and Far Rockaway, Queens and was kindly informed that I was “in the wrong neighborhood, White Boy.”

3. You learned that toughness is a vital part of femininity.

9. I promise to always send an ugly Snapchat back in response to yours (granted that screenshots are off limits).

Flying is scary for some people. It’s mostly frustrating and anxiety-inducing.

Some say that your experiences and decisions in life can either make you or break you. I’ve found that most often, what brSome say that your experiences and decisions in life can either make you or break you. I’ve found that most often, what breaks you IS what makes you.eaks you IS what makes you.

1. Mark & Mandy Marathon

Never in the course of human history has there been a group so reviled as mine: we, the lucky, the shining, are forced to hide our flawless, exceptional natures! In the era of the narcissism of the unworthy, we hide in the shadows of a great swell of dull, odorous, unpleasant individuals believing that their…

You hook up with Taco Bell when you’re drunk. It’s one of those things where you don’t even try to make it into a legitimate relationship, because you know there’s never going to be anything of substance there, but you just can’t let it go.

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