Who else but us reps the 914?

That glowing woman who lovingly rubs her belly as she flawlessly glides around her home and effortlessly completes day-to-day tasks? Yeah, she doesn’t exist.

I wake up in the morning and can’t open my eyes.

My name is Ashley and I am a junior at a mid-range state university majoring in communications.

They appreciate you endlessly for your ability to say, “you’re overthinking it, you don’t have to worry about it.”

You feel that you have evolved to a refined, classy level of getting drunk, where they are all kamikazes and Red Bulls and bumping into you while dancing to their…

Say what you will about the internet, but give people enough time and they’ll always find a way to spark your interest.

1. You’re incredibly thrilled that no one who matters is here to see the state of your apartment. At this point, the messiness isn’t so much pathetic as it is…

Did you know it’s National Karaoke Week? Of course you did!

If I’m at the movies and I see a group of teens walk in I immediately start playing out a scenario in my head where I have to yell at…

I know this list is getting a little heavy on the “things with melted cheese on top of them” side, but frankly, that is the best genre of food we…