Texting is a pretty big part of the 20-something game. Here are a few absurdist text exchanges that, although they don’t usually happen quite like this, also sorta do.

If you woke up at 8:10 a.m., and you were supposed to move your car by 8, chances were you’d go back to sleep because there’s a high chance you had already gotten a ticket.

I have read my share of Thought Catalog in the past few months, and it seems like men have really tiptoed around the subject of holding women to some kind of a standard.

I think most students walk out of college more narrow-minded than when they walked in. They exit college being more codependent thinkers than independent thinkers.

I had a female friend who would always disparage young women who dated older guys (of course, said disparagement was aimed not very subtly at me).

Until Lennon’s remark that the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus”, pop culture had been dismissed as a “kid thing” and unimportant. But after that, it was regarded a social force to be reckoned with.

I was a youth leader at a christian youth camp. It was during a worship session.

Have really aggressive opinions on when other people get married or start families.

As I entered the kitchen, I stopped in my tracks. Something was amiss.

In the world of web where we get the global connectivity, it is far easier to break into someone’s personal zone.

“I get a lot of weird looks at the gym.”

Your life careened severely off the rails at some unspecified point, and you are not quite sure how you ended up here. Everything is a blur of Keebler cookie crumbs, plus-sized wrap sweaters in aggressive shades of purple, and regret.