Oprah, bring us some bees.

This ex was a good person, your breakup didn’t change your opinion about this.

First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.

There are more sports bras than regular bras in any given load of laundry. At all times.

Nothing worse than walking in on your dad waxing your mom, am I right?

She rides the train with a book in hand, and no matter how packed it gets, no one is going to get between her and her reading time.

“Men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses,” as the saying goes. Or do they?

You have never once backed down from a dare.