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7 Things Only “The Killing” Fans Know
Every time someone complains about the lack of “strong female characters” on TV, it’s all you can do not to shake them and be like “But look at Linden!! Why aren’t you watching Linden?? She is all the ‘strong, complex female character’ anyone could ever ask for.”
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To My Ex-Best Friend On Her Wedding Day
I am sorry that I wasn’t there for the monumental moments that have happened.
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25 Witty Comebacks To Use On Terrible Pick Up Lines
3. Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material. It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
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If We All Want Love, Why Do So Many People Run When They Find It?
The paradox is that the people who crave love the most, who bemoan their singleness, are usually the least adept at accepting love.
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Here Is Every Woman’s Response To “13 Things A Woman Can Do To Be More Attractive To Men”
HA HA HA HA HA FUUUUUCKKKKKK YOUUUU.
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13 Bizarre Items Every Woman Keeps In Her Apartment
A bath product that is deemed “too fancy” to use. It will be stored in the cupboard or displayed somewhere until the end of time.
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36 Guys Share Their Biggest Turn-Offs In A Single Girl’s Apartment
iPod on shuffle and 1 out of every 3 songs is a track from a Dane Cook stand up CD.
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18 Struggles Of Being A Nice Person In The Body Of A Sarcastic Jerk
You have a “grown-up” personality for things like meeting people’s parents or going on job interviews, and sometimes your voice changes like two whole octaves. You’re like Christian Bale slipping seamlessly into his role as a totally nice, sincere person.
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The 15 Worst Things You Could Say To Your Bartender
“Is this a typical Monday night for you guys? It’s so slow.”
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5 Reasons Why Your Undefined Relationship Is Toxic
It’s not that you’re overtly looking to doom your relationship, either, but sometimes, going with the flow is counterproductive to actually getting anywhere.
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6 Ways You Can Tell He’s Big
Ladies, when you’re with a guy have you ever thought to yourself, “Let’s cut to the chase—how big are you?”
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11 Men Reveal The Creepiest Woman They’ve Ever Encountered
She waited for me outside in her car, took a picture of me when I left the restaurant over an hour later, and quickly drove off.
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17 Best Things About Having A Little Sister
16. You grew up and realized no friendship gets stronger than this.
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15 Unexpected Ways To Get Out There (And Do Something Great)
Invest in active clothing — not necessarily workout clothing, but something you can move in. Get a water bottle, a backpack, sneakers and a first aide kit. Pack up and go adventure.
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Attention, All Men: Stop Banging Women Who Won’t Call Themselves Feminists
These women would all be basement rape-slaves if it wasn’t for the feminist movement.
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Breaking Up With Birmingham
It wasn’t you, it was me. I was having a very Girls-esque quarter-life crisis and I needed to get the fuck out of dodge.
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15 Things You Can’t Do In Your 30s That You Could Do In Your 20s
20 Somethings, no kidding, you’ve got a LOT to look forward to.
