She’s built a massive following of over a million fans, was named one of the Most Influential People on the Internet by Time, and wrote a New York Times Bestseller.

All things considered, marriage is a bad deal for men.

All of the great thinkers in history were extremely curious people. They looked at the world as it was, and pondered on what could possibly be done to change the world and people’s perception of it.

You know to prepare for any situation, so your friends can count on you to be the one to have a pack of tissues, sun block, and mid-afternoon snacks with you at all times.

After finding a stranger’s severed finger in one of my father’s keepsakes, I decided I had to investigate further.

Now, when I think back to the excuses my parents used to make, I feel like an idiot.

I am single because I refuse to be with someone unless my entire heart is in it.

You’re accidentally flashing us.

Honestly, I don’t know if these guys are really weird, creepy, racist people, or they just have no experience talking to women of a different race/ country at all so they end up saying all the wrong, offensive things.

It’s hard for you to walk through the home decor section of any department store. Because all you want to do is climb in those fake beds and nap the shit out of them.

If you are a woman who struggles to wake-up in the morning, has a serious relationship with her bed and loves to sleep-in every morning, then this one is for you.

The Secrecy Pact: You both swear on your best friendships that under no circumstances will either of you ever speak of certain events from last night ever again. Ever.