Larry Hardin

It’s amazing how sexually repressed we are.

Never in my life have I felt moved to compare dicks with another male, whether openly or surreptitiously.

After seeing her play with one too many maraschino cherries you knew damn well where she’d be putting that tongue later.

You can traverse the entire Br Ba universe and find that sex was never the motivating factor for any character–an absolute anomaly in today’s full-frontal Hollywood.

Orgasm for men is primarily a function of time and repetition, so take for granted that you will achieve yours. Focus your whole being on pleasuring the entirety of her.

2. “I just want you to know, you’re ENORMOUS…”