Lane Loomis

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Have You Had The Black Dog Dream Yet?
The man looked at me and smiled and I saw that his teeth were dark gray in the crevices and that parts of his gums were blackened. "Have you had any scary dreams lately?"
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I Think My Son’s ‘Imaginary Friend’ Wants To Hurt Me
He is a sweet little angel who, despite his recent temper tantrums, is so, so loving and full of potential. He’s going to be a great man someday.
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To Be Young And In Love In New York City (With A Serial Killer)
I thought I was so paranoid of something bad happening to me that it never actually would.
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My Boyfriend Was The I-24 Serial Killer, You Can Ask Me Anything
There were 48 in all. All sex workers, found up and down I-24 along his route. All strangled.
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I Invited A Guy From Tinder Over, He Didn’t Look Like His Pics
I know you're going to say I'm an idiot, but I thought the whole formal date thing was unnecessary, a step that has to be taken by dumb people who aren't as good as I am in judging people's characters.
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My Boyfriend’s Fascination With ‘13 Reasons Why’ Took A Sick Turn
I wasn’t allowed to watch with him because he was worried I would be a "distraction".
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The One Thing You Really, Really Shouldn’t Do If You Hate House Centipedes
I’d shake them out of my shoes in the morning and find them on the clothes I took out my closet. They’d drop down from the ceiling when I was in the shower and I could never sit still for more than a few minutes without feeling one somewhere on my body.







