Lance Pauker

There’s no one to procrastinate with.

Most of these things are pretty good. But expectations can be deadly.

The terror that is friends visiting for the weekend has decreased substantially.

Much of America is currently in a SERIOUS ARCTIC BLAST. This of course, is a major win for office watercooler areas everywhere.

There are a lot of events with free food. If there’s cheese, learn as much as you can. And rave about the honey goat.

2. Quite Frankly, With Stephen A. Smith

1. Good Morning Vietnam

There’s a depressing sort of magic to Penn Station.

Whether you’re going out in style or keeping it a little bit lower key, here are a few songs to help capture and channel the NYE experience:

A. The Email

3. The guy who’s always at the gym…

Harry returns to Bedford Falls with his new girlfriend, who everyone at Bedford Falls already knows due to her obnoxious instagram account.