Lance Pauker

3. Sangria-induced promises are tougher to keep.

People Are 100% Hilarious When In “Meeting Mode”

February Sundays have a wonderfully directionless tone to them.

1. Pheromones

Here are some things that (might) begin to creep up on you around the big 2-5:

I remember the day we met, because nothing remarkable is ever supposed to happen on a Tuesday.

Here are some terrific punk and pop-punk covers of some of the past two decade’s loudest hits:

When in doubt, start talking about how spring is just around the corner.

Feeling mediocre? Here’s some tuneage to get of that funk:

Arrive early, and present the hosts with two bags of chips. Eat both bags before kickoff.

You can’t completely knock a season that’s strategically designed for mallomars.

4. You Got McGonagall’ed