Lance Pauker

Find a Go-To Bar, and Develop A Terrific Relationship with Your Bartender

21. Trying as hard as humanly possible to make it seem like the outfit they put on was haphazardly put together in 90 seconds

You only die once.

Being self-sufficient is hard. Sometimes, we make it even harder.

#Ocean smell is really at an all-time high this time of year. Take advantage, and be sure not to get salty about it.

6. “Some of us are doing better than others”: The Bachelor/Bachlorette Party

But you know its all for naught because you’ll always end up back there. By that parking lot.

Nod, wide-eyed, at whatever the other person is saying.

Spoiler alert, he got the job.

For strict hookups, flirting is arguably a cog in an outdated machine.

Bros Are Better Event Planners Than 43% of Women.

Having scapegoats on both sides is definitely not the worst…