Lance Pauker

20. Thou shalt worship thy cheat day.

6. Telling Other People About Your Hangover.

I think it was Mark Twain who said the famous line, “don’t let school interfere with your education.” I actually do know it was Mark Twain who said that, because I just googled it.

Two years later I held up to my end of the bargain. I won a measly $40, and lost a considerable amount in free meals from friends with dining hall cards. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

With Breaking Bad coming to a satisfyingly dramatic ending, many of us will be looking for a new television show to talk about with a revelatory zeal. Might want to check out this trailer for True Detective…

Sometimes, us men go great lengths to deny that we’re able to feel feelings. The pent up repression varies by man, but those of us unable to fully express our compassion on the reg tend to have similar-sounding soft spots.

Emails seem to be a constant war between formality, professionalism, personality, and humor–turning even the most simplistic of responses into a herculean task that might end up taking upwards of 30 minutes.

3. You’ve descended into depths that in the not so distant past, you swore you’d never go to. I am of course talking about endorsing people on LinkedIn.

As we’ve grown into the sometimes functional human beings that we currently are, we’ve come across certain films that have truly “spoken to us”–that focus on the sorts of issues that we can identify with all too well. Here are some of the finest from the past quarter century:

Here are some newly-minted throwbacks that could catalyze the extraordinary.

College girls get drunk and do dumb things all the time. What is the purpose of aggrandizing this girl’s story to the point of no return? How many sentences do I have to type until I get to say the word “Syria”?

If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.