Kris Miller

“She smiled too much. It was creepy.”

“When we met, he had a beard. After about a month, he shaved it and I realized underneath that beard he looks like a prepubescent boy. Like…I didn’t sign up to date Benjamin Button.”

A sensitive woman does not need saving. Always remember, she doesn’t need you. But she wants you. There’s an important difference.

They will introduce you to new ways of thinking and viewing the world.

Date someone you’re afraid to lose. The kind of person you thought would never come around, someone impossibly out of reach.

“One person got attached. One person didn’t. Everyone got hurt. I don’t recommend it.”

Aries: You’re too stubborn to ever admit you’re wrong.

Tinder is a certified hot mess.

It’s okay to discontinue a relationship (no matter how long it has existed) if this person consistently hurts you or brings you down. It’s okay to put yourself first and decide what’s healthiest for YOU.

You’ve got a built in plus-one who will make boring obligations enjoyable.

Sagittarius: TOTALLY arrogant! Their confidence can quickly turn into pure narcissism and it becomes majorly intolerable. Nobody wants to be around someone so self-absorbed.

You keep your heart tightly locked. Any information that could be considered personal is something you carefully guard. You’d rather ask new friends, acquaintances, or romantic partners about themselves.

Let her know how supportive you are, that there’s no gender when it comes to being a cheerleader for the person you care about. Have her back the way she has yours. Be in the front row, cheering and clapping her every success.

Virgos are HIGHLY critical and it’s a real buzzkill. They want everything done perfectly and will point out anything they don’t like or that doesn’t fit their impossibly high standards.

When you accuse us of faking something we try so hard to keep under control, you’re highlighting WHY we try to keep it under wraps.

Gemini: You never do the same thing twice.

Taurus: Failure

He routinely sends her “merry christmas!” or “happy birthday!” texts.