Kris Miller

But eventually, the clouds will clear. Eventually, the sun you thought was permanently lost will shine again.

You’ll have to go on some mediocre dates. You might even kiss a few frogs. 

Because, first off, you clicked this.

Virgo: Relaxing.

Cancer: Whiny. 

 Sagittarius: Group sex.

Pisces: You’re still hung up on your past. You keep romanticizing exes or people you used to love and it’s preventing you from anything happening in the here and now.

Taurus: Narcissistic

When a man is determined to make it work, he will. He’ll do what it takes. He’ll fight for you.

Scorpio: You need to let go. You will hold onto resentment and bitterness until it literally kills you.

Watch out for a Gemini. They’ll stab you in the back and somehow find a way to blame you for why they did it.

If there’s one sign out of all the zodiac signs most likely to make you scream your head off, it’s a Gemini.

You’ll never be bored if you marry an Aries. Her energy is contagious and even after being together 10, 20, 30 years, you’ll continue having fun together.

I’m not something you use and throw away. 

Leo: Praise.

“I’m still thinking about how amazing you were last night.”

 “She showed up to my house wearing lingerie with a shit ton of tacos. Dream woman.”

Let’s be real, Scorpios are kind of scary. They will sting you as fast as they say hello. But there’s no denying there’s something kind of hot about them.