Kovie Biakolo

9. Sometimes you run away when you see him because that just seems like the most natural response to being in the same room as someone you like.

7. You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

I smiled at him and I hoped it was the kind of smile that informed a stranger that you cared for them even if you did not know them.

4. This show is giving side-chicks hope.

Is it just me or has the internet been extra angry lately?

I have had experiences of being potentially followed home and have had to go up to complete strangers and ask them to pretend like they know me.

“Love is not a victory march, it’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah.” Need I say more?

The discourse of what constitutes a pretty girl is paradoxically both exhausted and insufficient.

I’ve never thought I could be someone’s everything and I never will.

1. The Old Lady With Dogs.

8. Get a restraining order.

7. He told you that he was looking for someone who would stay at home and ensure that dinner was made at 7:22 P.M on the dot every day. You weren’t down with that.