Koty Neelis

Grab your best friends, order a pizza, and get ready to veg out for a night (or two) with Netflix.

Once you hit premo best friend status your personality comes out in FULL FORCE.

“I’m not going to sleep with him. I say that and then I forego shaving and wearing sexy panties. Then 4 hours later and we’re making out and I’m thinking, damn, I wish I would have actually shaved and prepared for this moment.”

“Kim Kardashian’s Selfish. Yeah, I said it. You actually get some good tips on taking selfies (stop judging, I know you take them).” – Ryan

Do you ever wish you could hurry up and finish one book so you can get on to the next but at the same time you also feel guilty for feeling that way about your book because you’re genuinely enjoying it? That’s where I’m at right now.

“There is no point treating a depressed person as though she were just feeling sad, saying, ‘There now, hang on, you’ll get over it.’ Sadness is more or less like a head cold- with patience, it passes. Depression is like cancer.”

Seriously, lock me up and throw away the key, I don’t care. Just leave a pile of books and a coffee maker and I’ll be alright.

She showed me love is simple, yet complex, and can be shown in ways that have nothing to do with money or material items.

I know we don’t often choose who enters into our lives and when they exit, I only want the goodbyes to be as memorable as the hellos.

Celebs: just like your favorite racist uncle on Facebook, only more talented!

If we’re going to have a trend about accepting dudes for being lazy, beer drinking cuties with a tubby tummy, then we need to have equal acceptance for women.

This is not the summer anthem we need.