Koty Neelis

I didn’t start watching New Girl until earlier this year. I like Zooey Deschanel but honestly, I’m very tired of the whole ‘adorkable’-quirky-indie-girl-dresses-like-Elaine-Benes personality she plays in nearly every role

“27, Designer, Traveler, Extremely socially awkward and hopelessly adorkable.”

I like the surge of excitement that flows through me when I catch someone’s eye.

Her boyfriend Brian, a pastor at a local Christian youth group, was indeed still married with two kids and living with his parents after being kicked out of his wife’s house for cheating on her.

This week kind of sucked. It wasn’t Grade A suckage, like where a pet died or my favorite pizza place closed, but it was bad enough all I wanted to do was crawl into my bed, eat 5000 carbs, and hide forever and ever…at least until I got hungry again.

SoulPancake’s awesome street team built a giant Polaroid and set it up for passersby to capture their expressions of happiness. When other people saw the results, they couldn’t help but smile as well. I dare you to try not smiling while watching this!

12. You’ve felt the painful annoyance when people say they won’t stay in a hostel because of the horror movie.

7. Warm, freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

8. You consider pizza one of the major four food groups.

***SPOILER ALERT*** Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

I’m kind of confused, though. Actually, I’m very confused.

You might want to call off work RIGHT NOW.