Koty Neelis

It’s like you’re 18 and you feel weightless and untouchable and like this sort of freedom could last forever but then one morning you wake up and you’re almost 30, staring down at the bottom of your coffee cup, wondering if any of it happened at all.

I’ve always thought of travelers as those with a positive and open-minded spirit, but I can’t help get exceedingly annoyed by those who drench their conversations with pretentiousness over how people should or shouldn’t be while on the road.

1. You have a crazy intuitive nature and can sense other people’s feelings without them saying anything. You rely on your gut instinct when making decisions or sizing up a situation and you’re rarely wrong.

1. Have flowers delivered to her for absolutely no reason other than you wanted to make her smile.

“I still like a train best for [writing]. I wish Amtrak had residencies for writers,” was the tweet heard around the world.

11. Your first concert was at a county fair.

Maybe it made you feel good to be someone else’s savior. It’s a bittersweet feeling to give someone the very thing you need so much in other people.

3. You don’t even remember life before Netflix streaming, tbh.

I really love coffee shops. One of my favorite pastimes in life is drinking coffee while mindlessly people watching and pretending to work on something super serious on my laptop.

Is there a special lover in your life? Perhaps you’d like to woo them with the scent of their favorite dipping sauce?

If your friend is murdered or goes missing you best have an unlimited text plan for when you start getting texts from beyond the grave.

Wake up early. Go to the only grocery store open. Notice how desolate the city and streets become on days like today. Wander the aisles for an hour. Smile at the other customers who make eye contact with you.