Konrad Juengling

The day of the party, I had lots of thoughts running through my head: Will I be able to sit down at the party? Will they have furniture I can fit on? Will that furniture hold me even if I can fit on it? What if I have to stand for hours? What if I sweat from moving around? Will there be food? Will I look like I’m dieting if I don’t eat anything? What if I eat too much?

Have you ever thought about the weight capacity on the dining chairs you’re eyeing? Or wondered if a restaurant will be able to seat you? If not, you might have what’s known as Thin Privilege.