Kitten Holiday

She could find someone to cover her in chocolate and lick it off while three people watched and an orchestra played Johannes Brahms with a disco light but for the life of her she could not find someone who would stand with her in the checkout lane, look her in the eye, how are you, you look nice.

You may think you are the unicorn because you are doing everything you can to be compatible. But you aren’t – you’re being compliant.

You’re on a date. You are trying to determine if you can trust your heart and your body to this person and you feel “bad” about letting him pay the tab?

You don’t want to kill the thrill of the chase.

Let’s face it, crazy women are great in bed.

Don’t treat your profile like a resume.