18 Hilarious Jimmy Fallon Monologue Jokes That Will Make Your Crappy Day 1,000 Times Better
"A study that took almost 40 years shows that regularly smoking marijuana can make people worse at their jobs. When asked how they knew that, researchers said: 'Cuz that study was supposed to take two years, man.'"
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Kim Quindlen
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"I'd be upset too." 😸📬 https://t.co/ke3aYI1eU1 pic.twitter.com/G7zhBgPgqk
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 30, 2016
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"Hey, come on! She will! She will! Go to sleep!" 🌜 More from Jimmy's monologue: https://t.co/PUO6nlzww4 pic.twitter.com/fLGvb0Qd5U
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 29, 2016
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"I saw that while covering the Democratic caucuses Saturday, CNN had a 'caucus cam'…" https://t.co/EhFtr4rQSt pic.twitter.com/qVv6kDCq2h
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 29, 2016
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"A study that took almost 40 years shows that regularly smoking marijuana…" https://t.co/EsRdUB3RIb pic.twitter.com/hY2E5gTu3j
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 26, 2016
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We have Amy Adams from "Batman Vs Superman" on the show tonight! #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/aTOUXGoSVz
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 26, 2016
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“I saw that two trucks carrying beer and Frito-Lay chips got into an accident in Florida…” https://t.co/9ThkDJUS5k pic.twitter.com/pgKPHBcBAp
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 25, 2016
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"It's pretty funny!" More from Jimmy's monologue: https://t.co/zeI2oZRPWp pic.twitter.com/LRdrHMF1q9
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 24, 2016
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"A town in Oregon has been trying to figure out how to deal with too many sea lions…" https://t.co/zeI2oZRPWp pic.twitter.com/KamozQN3NX
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 24, 2016
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"A new study found that the sound you make while chewing can affect the amount of food you eat…" #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/W5MG9qFoDM
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 22, 2016
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"Pope Francis launched his Instagram account on Saturday, and his first post was a picture…" #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/DJCMmy1mLC
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 22, 2016
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"Arizona was upset in its game against Wichita State…" https://t.co/SWDqFEJ7i4 pic.twitter.com/hxiBHK0UmN
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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"Police in Pennsylvania recently caught a 78-year-old nun shoplifting…" https://t.co/FssF7iw5ah pic.twitter.com/BOhuvw8H1z
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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Still up? Take a look at some of our jokes from the week! https://t.co/N308StZbvD pic.twitter.com/3YYG73aUcJ
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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"A-one and a-two and a-three." 📍 https://t.co/hyy1RWFqma pic.twitter.com/KbqEemrSqq
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 18, 2016
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"My favorite flavor is blue." https://t.co/CqJJV6UkI5 pic.twitter.com/FlUbIbxMy3
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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"Selena Gomez just became the most-followed person on Instagram…" 📷 https://t.co/CqJJV6UkI5 pic.twitter.com/3Ogcvy88kI
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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🍀 Today is St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 pic.twitter.com/J398ILAMS4
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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"A new poll found that the majority of millennials…" https://t.co/EvCBzHcLaT pic.twitter.com/2m3FvuhFoe
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 16, 2016
