Kendra Syrdal

I will not lie, when I first saw The Daily Beast reporting that Tomi was suspended, I laughed.

I’ve recently had the realization that it is highly to very likely that I will never be good enough.

A twin will need to be able to be completely content with themselves and who they are before being able to trust themselves enough to fall in love.

Pretend I don’t miss hard alcohol and bad decisions and people who made me chase them.

Just me and my depression, out looking for some lipstick to make us feel better while Call Your Girlfriend plays on.

If someone promised to pay attention to me for a week if I paid them $50, I’d probably do it.

“That there’s something wrong with us. When men are single, they’re ‘bachelors’. When women are single, we’re ‘spinsters’. Wow, society! You’ve sucked once again!”

An oldest knows exactly what they want and isn’t afraid to ask for it.

I’m done apologizing for choosing to distance myself from people who exhaust me.

Nothing is more heartbreaking than realizing you’re existing in a life that does absolutely nothing for you.

Would younger me be proud of current me?

Everyone cries while on a bus. You’re fine.

Making it literally anywhere on time when you are a chronically late human being.

The following is what I do on the days when I want to look put together and like my “best self.” Because yes! I am insecure and don’t feel good about my appearance without makeup! What fun!

The proper way to break bad news to people. I usually put it off until the last minute and then end up blurting it out attached to 18 different apologies.

I’ve woken up in a panic because I thought my dog was dying when she was in fact, snoring.

Modern dating. We hate to love it, we love to hate it, but unless you’re completely locked down – you have to deal with it.

You joke about food to try and take away the power it has over you.