Kendra Syrdal

I am not a girly girl. I didn’t step foot into a Sephora until this past year, and I’m 25.

Aside from the fact that we have a song for everything…of course. Also we promise to take it easy on the Rent lyrics. JK Rent is always appropriate. 1. We have super, super thick skin.

Oh you’re outgoing? That is code for faaaaaaaalaming.

If my life had a tagline it would be: You can’t outsmart the liquor.

I’m absolutely not too proud to admit I have given my number (both drunk and sober, I’m not gonna lie) to at least 4 Uber drivers and 1 Postmates delivery guy. Now have any of them called me? Only one and if you thought it would be weird, you were right. I guess I just look at those apps and think of them like Tinder, but with a service attached.

Be the friend you’d like to have. Yes? Yes.

Yeah I was wrong, I can’t do this. I’m just going to ask what he thought of the latest Walking Dead instead. All guys like to talk about zombie killers, right?

Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. And their pants. Locate all of the pants. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location.