Kendra Syrdal

That’s the thing about addiction; it creates an illusion of invincibility. It seems like nothing can happen, nothing can be ruined as long as you both are completely intertwined.

I’m going to tell you exactly what to expect if you get with each member of the band.

8. The Recent Transplant Who Is Still Afraid Of Everyone.

The Musician guy fills that certain void of bad boy and creative that every wandering post-grad-girl is looking for.

Your space is 100% your own and you can make it a 550 square foot representation of you and nobody else. Plus, you aren’t getting into an argument about getting a Reservoir Dogs poster framed. So that’s cool too.

4. You’ve considered getting Life Alert purely so you can have a person at your beck and call when you get lost trying to find your way back home. Which is more often than you’d care to admit.

If you love Sex and the City, you have a firm opinion on who our Core Four should have ended up with.

2. “Let’s wave at my neighbor. I think he’s watching.”

Technically you never asked. But I knew you would.

I don’t want to feel your fingers twitching because you’re drumming on the middle arm rest. I don’t want to feel you kicking my seat from behind because you’re convinced you can make the seat recline juuuuust a bit further. I don’t want to have to deal with you at all.

You become “that person” who shows strangers pictures of your puppy because you just feel that the world needs to see, fully appreciate, and be irreparably jealous of this cuteness that you get to come home to every day.

Pocahontas makes you feel really inadequate.