Smell Like A Vagina With Vulva Perfume
As a lady, I can promise you that we spend a great deal of time trying NOT to smell like sweaty ass and vagina, but if you want to, well then …
So I know that we are all scrambling around trying to find the perfect little something for our friends and loved ones, and I’m pretty sure nothing says “I love you the most” than suggesting that a person should smell like a vulva.
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Please watch this video and tell me what’s happening. Is this real? Is this a real thing? I apologize if this is just secret porn, and not actually a crotch cologne, but I sort of want to live in a world where this would be seen as a great thing to invent and try to sell. As a lady, I can promise you that we spend a great deal of time trying NOT to smell like sweaty ass and vagina, but if you want to, well then … 
