Kelli Beck

An awkward motherf***er doing awkward f***ing things, then writing about them. A cat-napping, chocolate-loving, Midwestern small-town fool.

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Kelli Beck

How To Clean Your Stank-Ass House Before The Guests Arrive

I have a foolproof cleaning guide just for you.

Confessions Of A Sugar Addict

I woke up on the couch at 8:30AM, the debris from our candy-bar massacre spilled out across the coffee table.