Katie Mather

While meth and cocaine sound like they’re similar, the key difference is that meth’s effects last much, much longer. While the high of cocaine will last for only a couple minutes, the rush of meth can last for up to half an hour and the high that follows can last anywhere between four and 16 hours.

Are you looking to add a little je ne sais quois into your daily routine of screaming into the void and crying in public places?

Ed Kemper began killing at an early age — murdering his paternal grandparents when he was only 15 years old.

You get a complimentary tote bag!

Definitely no heels, right? Earth tones? Do you think I’ll be cold without a jacket?

You remember the night well. You still wear that black dress, but you broke those sandals the following summer when you traveled to Europe during your existential crisis. You are constantly doing stupid things to cover up how uncomfortable you are.

I remember being surprised by how clean it was. Not that he’s necessarily a messy person, but the living room in their apartment was always in a state of utter catastrophe, and walking into his room felt like when you dunk your head under water and everything is muffled and calm.

I would appreciate setting up a more formal custody calendar to better optimize both of our times with your boyfriend. Feel free to send me your Gmail address.

Where is the line between being a real writer who thinks they’re a hack and just being an actual hack??? How can you tell which side you’re on?

I don’t think a lot of people understand how exhausting it is to always pretend that you don’t care about anything. Feel bad for me.

You’re just a totally normal and fully functioning employee of this office, who also happens to have six different beverages on your desk. That doesn’t mean you’re not cool!

Your Uber driver is five minutes away and you’re never seeing this guy again, sooooooooooooo.