Katie Mather

I remember being surprised by how clean it was. Not that he’s necessarily a messy person, but the living room in their apartment was always in a state of utter catastrophe, and walking into his room felt like when you dunk your head under water and everything is muffled and calm.

I would appreciate setting up a more formal custody calendar to better optimize both of our times with your boyfriend. Feel free to send me your Gmail address.

Where is the line between being a real writer who thinks they’re a hack and just being an actual hack??? How can you tell which side you’re on?

I don’t think a lot of people understand how exhausting it is to always pretend that you don’t care about anything. Feel bad for me.

You’re just a totally normal and fully functioning employee of this office, who also happens to have six different beverages on your desk. That doesn’t mean you’re not cool!

Your Uber driver is five minutes away and you’re never seeing this guy again, sooooooooooooo.

I always wait too long.

Before we became Real Friends, we’d sit around his living room and he would talk about his ex-girlfriend (the one he was still in love with) and he would never use her name (although I knew what it was). He’d always just say “her.”

You’re so whaaaaaaatever and laid-back about everything, it’s so cool. You just have one, tiny little extravagant dating standard, and it’s that you only want to date that guy who literally has no interest in you. And who also already has a girlfriend. But you look hot in sweatpants! Has he seen you in sweatpants?

Oh, boy, a notification reminding me that time is passing at an alarming rate and that I’ve barely improved since 2008.

I am actually very stupid.

You deserve it!

He talks to our mutual friend about me and she quietly passes his thoughts along to me while we’re sitting in the corner of a very busy bar (she needed to charge her phone and I don’t know anyone here).

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It’s cuffing season, ladies! You know what that means! Time to start falling in love with unattainable people!

We meet during a weird time in both of our lives.

12:40PM: I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this salad I hate this

Finally, it’s October! My favorite month for busting out some thick turtlenecks, wool socks, scary movies!!, and for having epic existential meltdowns over almost everything.