Katie Mather

Hehe! Love!

It’s fine! As the author of this article, I really won’t be that offended — I totally empathize with this behavior.

Thigh high suede boots for your dog. $872 (per leg).

Karma is coming for you and it’s time to feel awful again because happiness is fleeting — but this time it’s under your control! Neat!

I’ve seen so many articles talking about the pros and cons of dating each zodiac sign — to the point where I was like, maybe I just should date them all!?

I find myself, in 2017, looking deep into the eyes of the guy talking to me at a bar and wondering ~*~did this guy recently make an unsolicited Twitter thread about how much Louis C.K. has done for comedy?~*~

You may not have noticed me because the hot protagonist is significantly hotter and I’m just here as a comedic foil, rather than an actual fully-developed character.

Do other people expect too much out of everything around them?

Recently at lunch, a coworker brought up a podcast he had listened to recently that discussed Flat-Earthers — people who truly believe that the Earth is flat. It is bananas.

The idea of time being a spiral is relaxing to me, though I’m not quite sure why. A therapist (I think it was the partially deaf one) explained this is because I am terrified of not being in control. Also I have no idea why I picked this photo to go with this article, it just looked very soothing to me.

Randy Gardner is one of the world record holders for the longest time a human has stayed awake. He lasted a full 264.4 hours without sleep. The doctor who saw Gardner after his experiment noticed that Gardner was exhibiting serious and extreme cognitive and behavioral changes, all due to his sleep deprivation.

This poor kid needs a break — which is why I’m proposing a full episode in season three be dedicated to Will just doing a puzzle in silence.

While meth and cocaine sound like they’re similar, the key difference is that meth’s effects last much, much longer. While the high of cocaine will last for only a couple minutes, the rush of meth can last for up to half an hour and the high that follows can last anywhere between four and 16 hours.

Are you looking to add a little je ne sais quois into your daily routine of screaming into the void and crying in public places?

Ed Kemper began killing at an early age — murdering his paternal grandparents when he was only 15 years old.

You get a complimentary tote bag!

Definitely no heels, right? Earth tones? Do you think I’ll be cold without a jacket?

You remember the night well. You still wear that black dress, but you broke those sandals the following summer when you traveled to Europe during your existential crisis. You are constantly doing stupid things to cover up how uncomfortable you are.