Katie Mather

“If you are good, life is good.” ―Matilda

Murder, child sacrifice, adultery and more.

“My God, what’s happened?” — Princess Diana

The only good quality you gained from having a Samantha doll was the inherited sixth sense to tell, when meeting someone, if they also had a Samantha doll growing up

Kilig (Tagalog): The feeling of butterflies in your stomach, usually when something romantic takes place.

When you’re sick of staring at screens, take a hike. Literally.

In “Trainwreck,” Amy holds a job she’s passionate about, but shockingly this doesn’t make her intolerable to date (or watch) à la any Katherine Heigl character.

When they urged you to accuse his dad of hitting on you to ~lighten the mood.~

He isn’t hung up on his own net worth.

Today’s Top Hits For Being Stuck In Traffic And Needing To Pee.

“One thing that really irritates me is a thousand things.”

“I didn’t want to go on a third date. He was furious with me.”