Katie Mather

“I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.” —George Costanza

Outrage has recently been sparked over the newly released trailer for the movie “Stonewall”… Ironically, the message depicted in the trailer is “ordinary people can do extraordinary things,” as a WHITE MALE ACTOR is shown throwing the first brick in the riots.

“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart

“Kiss my ass.” —John Wayne Gacy

Louis once vomited during a charity soccer game.

“I have already lost touch with a couple of people I used to be.”

When you think about all the weird stuff you watched as a kid, it’s a shocker any of us made it out ok.

Being told you made someone’s day.

ASMR is a tingling feeling that stems from watching or listening to certain conditions such as haircuts, tapping on glass, or crinkling plastic.

Because great love stories don’t always end in happily ever after.

“My driver showed up wearing a full tuxedo, zero explanation.”

Daughters of God, lovers of food porn.